I'm Not Fat I'm Majestic

I'm Not Fat I'm Majestic

S / Sport Grey
From $23.49
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I'm Not Fat I'm Majestic

I'm Not Fat I'm Majestic

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Color: Sport Grey
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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQs

Where are you located?


Funny shirts for people obsessed with their pets! Furball Department is a US-based small business, and every t-shirt is printed in the USA through our trusted partners in Florida and Texas.

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package every step of the way!

No need to sit by the window like an impatient dog or stare down the mailbox like a judgmental cat. We've got you covered!

What materials are your products made of?

Our t-shirts are made with high-quality fabrics that feel amazing against your skin and hold up wash after wash. Because let's face it, between dog slobber, cat hair, and endless pet cuddles, your clothes have a lot to put up with!

Exact materials vary by item, so you'll find all the fabric details on each product page.